i bet u harry’s one of those idiots that offers to wash your hair for you when you’re in the bath (~oooh how sweet, right) but as soon as he’s sure your eyes are closed, he dunks your head under the water and runs out of the tub to get away, cackling like an idiot, then slips and falls because he’s soaking wet still, and you’ve got to take him to the hospital and twenty minutes later you’re trying to explain to his mum not only how he managed to nearly break his kneecaps, again, but how you managed to wrangle his clothes on while he was soaking wet and then drag his gumby ass into the car.

  #stupid    #i am convinced